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monkey squad

A group of monkeys that are funny and are imposters.
by stootic May 24, 2021
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Maal Monkey

Origin: Amazon Jungle
Of the 4,200 that survived the fire in the Amazon Jungle 1000 years ago
Apart of a very unique yet diverse
“That Maal Monkey NFT is sick, high & wearing a karate suit, I rate this fully”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.
This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.
by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011
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Rope monkey

Derogatory term for an individual who rock climbs.
by Darthcali August 18, 2017
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Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.
On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.
by Goatified March 9, 2021
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Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make
Yo I got those monkey bars for the low
by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023
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