Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

Friend

Rejection of being in a relationship with you

I see you as a friend
You're a great friend

by Destroyer 02 August 3, 2019

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Fake Friend

Someone’s like Takeshi Rikimaru, or talk like him , act like him .

Hey, you are a fake friend .

by Dictionary meme September 11, 2022

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Smiling friend syndrome

When something or someone is incredibly violent, as in the cartoon smiling friends.

those kids got smiling friend syndrome, I'm telling you !

by Morfgip rugber December 10, 2024