windy dick

after gay men have sexual intercourse, Guy A removes himself from Guy B's pleasure zone and his weapon is dangling, A very gaseous Guy B breaks wind, causing Guy A's weapon to blow like a screen door in a hurricane.
This manuever is also known as "gone with the wind" or "The Windmill.

After Matt was done punishing Brent's foxhole, Brent layed a fart on Matt's incher, giving Matt the nastiest case on Windy Dick since the civil war.

by The Bij March 8, 2008

Poodle Dick

an extra small penis

Person 1 : Here comes Richard!
Person 2 : Yeah, He's a Poodle dick.

by bo0chella April 3, 2009

bag of dicks

When a guy is being a complete asshole

John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!

by chriss91 June 1, 2015

Dick boy

One who's dick was bitten by a tick during their youth and is now inflicted with giant dick syndrome.

My boyfriend is suck a dick boy. No wonder all the girls eye fuck him.

by Robert Do-me Jr. April 15, 2009

Dick Fingers

Air quotes, when done to be a dick.

McCain's air quotes, or "Dick Fingers"as we call them, don't just apply to energy independence, or assault weapons, or economic policy; they could really be applied to any issue. - John Stuart.

by Annamul March 13, 2009

dick slap

Verb, transitive.

To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.

Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.

Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.

by Jour December 12, 2008

short dick

To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.

"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

-- R. Lee Ermey

Full Metal Jacket

by popeofeastlansing November 5, 2010