Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

blomunda cheese

The substance found on the underside of the tits usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.

Usually found on women with massive dd or larger breast.

Damn, that bitch has some serious blomunda cheese !

by Silk Brah March 20, 2008

That’s cheese

Something that’s easy, almost too easy

“Winning the super bowl? That’s cheese bro” -Tom Brady

by Veltron99987 February 9, 2021

cheese churner

Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.

Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.

by spoonanil96 June 1, 2011

Cheese

a lot of it can cause happiness thats why your mother says to not eat a lot of it

i like CHEESE

by makecatbig February 9, 2022

Podunk-Cheese

Podunk-Cheese: Poor man's money.
A slang phrase derived from two different ways of defining each word, brought together to form a singular phrase. "Podunk" Loosely meaning poor or trashy person/place/thing. "Cheese" meaning money or currency of some sort.

I rock the boat at Seas, I'm not supposed to leave, Heaven only knows what being woke with "Podunk-Cheese"!

by WigNilly February 27, 2021