When anal hairs get tied in a greasy knot, usually after some basketball. A Bakersfield Grilled Cheese can be achieved when a person sits on a toilet, and the knots rip apart.
Person 1: "Yeah man, that was a good game!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
Person 2: "I'm getting a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese bro, I gotta run to the restroom!"
by BaguetteLuvr April 21, 2022
Get the Bakersfield Grilled Cheesemug. 
described as a man ejaculating into a womans anus as the woman has diarrhea, then proceeding to twist and rotate inside the womans anus then creating a white and brown sludge of smelly chocolate and semen, Then proceeding to scoop it out with a cheese flip and then comsuming their delicous "white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip"
person 1 "i had a great time with my girlfriend last night, she even let me make a white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flip!"
person 2 "sick bro"
person 2 "sick bro"
by Skizzzzer January 6, 2024
Get the white and brown fudge swirly twist cheese flipmug. 
by heeshuger June 21, 2021
Get the straight cheese curdingmug. When a person has fymunda cheese, and proceeds to Diarrhea themselves mixing with he fumunda cheese around one's penis.
Then someone proceeds to give them a bj.
Then someone proceeds to give them a bj.
by Davido B'21 January 19, 2024
Get the Chilly cheese dogmug.