I'd Pee in Her Butt

She is so hot, your main thinking isnt to actually pee in her butt, but you would if she wanted you to.

At the bar with your buddies, a hotty walks across the room, you say I'd Pee in Her Butt.

by Kulvir March 5, 2012

box of butt hair

Something so insane and disturbing that it has no defensible or rational explanation. Used as an object for comparison to someone, something, or some act by another person.

Did you see what Sally did? That bitch is crazier than a box of butt hair.

by anteefunkee January 13, 2009

Butt Putt Golf

When a person spreads their ass cheeks apart and another person putts a golf ball into their ass.

Dude last night I scored three Eagles and a hole in one last night in Butt Putt Golf!

by Macgh4 December 20, 2013

royally butt fucked

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
bootyfuckanal

Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

by Audrey Hepburn Bitches January 19, 2016

Weenie-butt Kick

When you blackmail a person of male origin who does not want to be tattled on, so they prepare their schlong, nads, and sphincter for destruction by getting on their hands and knees with the legs spread while the perfectly angled foot of the extortionist (usually a smarter, older sister) football kicks the entire region into oblivion.

Sis - "I'm going to tell dad you broke his favorite tool!" Little bro - "NO, PLEASE DON'T!" Sis - "5 weenie-butt kicks and I won't." Little bro - *gets on hands and knees* Sis - "OOONNEEE!... TWOOOO!..." Little bro - *nads already gone from 2 weenie-butt kicks*

by omn1p0tent October 23, 2018

Louisiana butt plug

When a man prevents another human from relieving their bowels by inserting his penis into their anus.

Hey guys, my girlfriend tried to give me a Cleveland steamer last night but instead I surprised her with a Louisiana Butt Plug

by Bayou Boy October 31, 2018

The ballerina butt fuck

The ballerina butt fuck is a sex position where the female spins on one foot on the male's erect penis like a ballerina while the female's ass is shaking in a manner that makes the male excited. After doing this, the female can go in 2 different ways, the female can either jump and land on the penis so is goes into the butt and the fucking continues normally. Or, you can jump towards the male's face, spread your legs in midair and land onto the face. If done correctly, this can be a Mortal Kombat finishing move.

Male: Hey, want to do The ballerina butt fuck?
Female: Sure.
Male: If you break my face with your ass, ima eat it.

by The stoopid guy August 13, 2019