One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.

Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023

Quick One

An easy to get person. Or someone you use for a short period of time.

John: Yo Nicole is a quick one!

by Fcxk.kat May 31, 2017

Cold One

A crisp cold beer, preferably a can. Normally it is drank with the boys.

"Do you wanna crack open a cold one with the boys?"

by GodKek June 13, 2017

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

one ball prick

A fascist or racist. Or a man who primarily uses intimidation and untrue conspiracy theories as a means to prove he is a man, which most of the time isn't true.

I've always thought to myself, "Wow, Hitler is a one ball prick."

by CoasterMan13 January 3, 2022

fun-for-one

masturbation

Bob has been enjoying himself doing the fun-for-one while being quarantined.

by floral harmony June 29, 2020

make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

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make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

by Reninu March 15, 2025