A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???
by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025
Get the Battle Ground High Schoolmug. Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.
Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga
Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student
Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student
by slimshady53 October 12, 2021
Get the Manual High Schoolmug. Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school
by sloppytoppy76 February 8, 2022
Get the Catholic Central High Schoolmug. Hartsville highschool is full of druggies. We don’t recommend attending hartsville high school if you don’t want your head to get bust. The hoes will eat your meat in a heart break. Straight out bad school
by Richard1900 March 30, 2023
Get the Hartsville High Schoolmug. One of the worst high schools in Erie Pennsylvania. Most teachers are out to get students in trouble for something that they never did. The principal Tom will give you detention or Iss if you look at somebody wrong, they just want to see the kids burn. Pretty much everyone is a snake, and will snitch on you for doing anything!
by Johnny SmallHand December 13, 2017
Get the Seneca High Schoolmug. A small little dick sucking school that's absolutely shit and a no good for nothing worthless sack of nuts.
by yessumdessumpessum February 7, 2023
Get the scappoose high schoolmug. by academy connoisseur February 11, 2022
Get the Verrado High Schoolmug.