circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

it's race time

The man the myth the legend "XmattyG" made this meme famous in his Youtube videos where he screams IT'S RACE TIME before a race on the F1 Games. By SRL Ecke

It's race time it's the Ching chong grand prickie

by Uppsapa January 25, 2017

Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010

Darda-Time

Arriving fashionably late to an invited event, but always brightening up the room.

S: Where’s Rev at? This party could use her to liven it up!
M.A: Oh don’t worry she’ll be here soon, she runs on Darda-Time.

by SNESchalmers December 12, 2021

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day

national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day is on the 21 of december! go text someone you antisocial fuck.

Hey we havent talked in awhile, did you know it's national text someone you havent talked to for a long time day!?

by st1tch3rs December 21, 2021

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019