fuck buddies

two friends who only get along my being the same amount of horny

person one: DUDE FUCK YOU!
person two: i wouldn't mine being fucked~
person one: fuck buddies?
person two: fuck buddies!

by rubythecatgirl September 15, 2019

Fuck Trumpet

1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.

“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.

“👌👈🎺”

by West Coast Woodstock September 15, 2019

Butt fucking

The process, sometimes an art, of two or more participants entering their member or a polymer substitute in the anal area - like a train in a tunnel.

I was butt fucking Ady

by Up the bum is No.1 October 9, 2019

run the fuck

to guide and take control of sex

"Maaaaan, she came three times before I even got off once! She really knew how to run the fuck." -guy in reference to a Tinder date

"in order to have a healthy sexual relationship with yourself, so that you're coming to your sexual partner as an active participant in your sexual experience, to say what you want--" -Gweneth Paltrow in The Goop Lab (Netflix, "The Pleasure is Ours")

(interrupting)

"We use to say that a woman had to learn how to run the fuck." -Betty Dodson, 90 year old sex educator

"Sometimes I don't even want to orgasm. I just want him to run the fuck, cum on my stomach, and then wipe me off so we can go to sleep." -girlfriend after a long day at work

by vinsocal January 27, 2020

Fucking Jap

A phrase used by middle aged dads, age 45-60, when referring to the Japanese forces during WW2, which happened 20 years before their time.

“These Fucking Japs attacked our men at Pearl Harbor”

by bigwillybc March 9, 2020

This fucking guy!

Exclaim someone makes to him/herself after hearing or witnessing someone doing or saying something ridiculous and/or outrageous out of ignorance or naivety, usually the results range from mild commotion to catastrophic damage in someone's reputation.

Police: "excuse me sir, we have info that you are involved in drug trafficking."
Dad: "nope, come back with a search warrant."
Son: "Dad, is the white powder in this little plastic pouch sugar? (waving the stuff in front of everyone's faces innocently.)

Dad (to himself): "This fucking guy! I'm gonna kill him."

Police: "Can I see that, son? Ok sir, you're coming with us."

by Absurd Hero May 2, 2020

A Fuck of Lithuanians

A number of Lithuanians rampaging, pillaging, drinking, smoking and singing songs.

The Lithuanians are arriving soon, a fuck of Lithuanians...
Yes, a group of them, really, oh fuck... hide the booze...

by anonymous September 15, 2020