i like you as fuck

I love you

awe, I like you as fuck bae

by bigboisav October 29, 2020

i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

Everyone I don't like

Literally Hitler.

Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see:
- Donald Trump
- PewDiePie
- Pepe the Frog
- Hand signs
- Free speech
- Godwin's law

by gela-kela July 28, 2021

I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011

Do I Wanna Know

That one Arctic Monkeys song that girls imagine getting railed to and guys, well, idfk.

DO I WANNA KNOW? IF THIS FEELING FLOWS BOTH WAYS? SAD TO SEE YOU GO. WAS SORTA HOPING THAT YOUD STAY. BABY WE BOTH KNOW THAT THE NIGHTS WERE MAINLY MADE FOR SAYIN THINGS YOU CANNOT SAY TOMORROW DAY.
CRAWLIN BACK TO YOUUUUUUUUUU

by BodyLque November 24, 2021

I Mint to Do That Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger with an unusual recipe, served with mint relish

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Mint to Do That Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

I Don’t play games

No bullshit, if it’s gunna happen it’s happenin

Girl: :Sends Teasing picture

Guy: “bruh can we just get to the point” “I don’t play games”

by DIRTYCMONEY15 December 5, 2018