What the tea?

Similar to “What the chile?”, this gag-worthy statement is simply asking about gossip.

What the tea can also be a replacement for “what the fuck?”

Person A: shut yo mouth, that’s why yo baby daddy left you and yo child.

Person B: oooh what the tea? 😭

by Bakesbykay June 2, 2025

What

used to ask a dumb question or to give a deadass reaction to something vile

Person: What happened last summer?

Person1: I like munting with my dead granpa
Person2: Nigga WHAT

by Gurtrug May 24, 2024

what the mahfuz man

you say that when a man called srikar watches too much hanime

Srikar bro, what the mahfuz man stop it

by evil mysogony October 12, 2020

what’s your point

a sentence charlotte says too much

“ your so tall..... what’s your point ?”

by a sexy rat who is a rat November 30, 2020

Aiden Clarke WHAT

AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!! AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!! AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!! AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!! AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!!

AIDEN CLARKE WHAT!!

by Aidenclarkewhat September 15, 2023

what u up to

Shit

Heyyy, “ what u up too?”

by The bratttt January 11, 2022

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?

by kisuuuuuu January 2, 2024