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Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
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Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!
by TheOnlyHater January 6, 2017
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Write for a large audience. When defining a word, make sure to provide enough context for other people to understand what it means and how it’s typically used. Need a little help? Look to our Word of the Day for some examples.
Be creative. Some of the best definitions on Urban Dictionary find humorous ways to poke fun at authority, or put a clever twist on current events. Some of them are just straight up weird. We’re okay with that.
Have fun. We are not a traditional dictionary. This is a place where language has a little more space to be explored and constructed freely, in the moment.
🛑
Don’t post personal information. That includes obvious things like last names and addresses, but we will also remove definitions containing first names or user handles if they can be used to identify and target specific individuals for harassment.
Don’t be an asshole. We are okay with people defining offensive words. After all, people use offensive words in the real world and a resource for understanding what those words mean can be valuable. However, we are not—and never will be—okay with people using a definition to harass, discriminate, and/or directly incite violence against others.
If you notice anything on Urban Dictionary that you believe falls outside of these guidelines, please flag it for review.
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(noun)
website to add new words, frequently ones used that aren't in a normal dictionary.
(noun 2)
to describe a dictionary popular within the city, or local area.
(pronounciation)
"eR-bAN dik-shion-ari"
website to add new words, frequently ones used that aren't in a normal dictionary.
(noun 2)
to describe a dictionary popular within the city, or local area.
(pronounciation)
"eR-bAN dik-shion-ari"
(noun 1)
"More weird words can be found on the urban dictionary."
(noun 2)
"that's a more urban dictionary."
"More weird words can be found on the urban dictionary."
(noun 2)
"that's a more urban dictionary."
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