Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

Poo Cheese

Something that is straight bullshit or wack AF

Homeboy1... Say man you see them new LeBron's
Homeboy2... Yeah bro, them hos poo cheese like a mufuka

Dude1.... Say bro fire up the blunt
Dude2.... Damn bro I smoked it while you were gone
Dude1.... Maaaan that's poo cheese like a mfr

by Smartmouthasshole October 2, 2018

Cheese

loaf of milk

hey john

yeah

want some cheese
no I want a loaf of milk

by toadforpresident April 4, 2022

Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off

I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!

by Coralkomi July 25, 2022

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

cheese fisting

Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.

My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna

by Gravychips March 27, 2016

people cheese

The crust that forms primarily on your cars steering wheel, radio and hvac controls and shifter.

Did you clean all of that people cheese off the steering wheel?

by butt cheese 81 October 28, 2013