THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! 

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! by pornuser May 14, 2018

Circle-Jerking Bullshit 

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

Circle-Jerking Bullshit by anon_king May 29, 2018

IIIITTSsss A BULLL

How a half Scottish guy speaks.

Person 1- What’s that there Aidan?
Person 2- IIIITTSsss A BULLL

IIIITTSsss A BULLL by AidanMurphy2004 May 29, 2018

Took a bullet 

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis

Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.

Took a bullet by cucchiebug June 8, 2018

Double dog bullshit.

Double dog bullshit.

I love you. No, i love you more. Bullshit.

Double dog bullshit.

Double dog bullshit. by Barracuda mom June 16, 2018

the red bulldozer 

This is when a man requests for another man to shove a sugar free Red Bull can in his ass for fun. He generally complains that the mans cock was too small and needed something more. In most situations he chooses not to tell his wife he does this but there are some exceptions.

Hey matty, you’re a scrawny little bitch who can’t fuck me right. Shove this sugar free Red Bull can up my ass and give me the red bulldozer like a man.

the red bulldozer by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018

Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

Baby Back Bullshit by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018