A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.
"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."
"oof, im so sorry"
"oof, im so sorry"
by smokyjones January 24, 2024
Get the Brouche Bagmug. A goofy name for a usually small bag that most women probably carry around, mainly on their period, that has personal hygiene products in it
by xXT1dd1e_LuV3r420Xx April 23, 2023
Get the coochie bagmug. Someone who is mean, self-centred and all about themselves; uncaring about how their actions, drunk or otherwise, might effect other people. Making someone else's grief all about them, then tying this behaviour up in one big discernible behavioural bag and carrying it around wherever they go - i.e, their hoe bag.
by partyringtom November 11, 2017
Get the hoe bagmug. a brown paper sandwich bag wiht feces, vomit, cum and piss inside, preferably shaken up and then used to brutally beat and subsequently kill a person.
by 1234abduljahesh1234 February 15, 2021
Get the fag bagmug. A person who you would probably get intimate with if you could gag them so they couldn't speak and put a paper bag over their head.
by blaynmendez June 27, 2010
Get the Bag and Taggermug. When two gay guys are in a department store & want some quick sex, you bring an extra shoppers bag to the bathroom. Make the guy stand in while you give them head sitting on the toilet. If anyone looks under the bathroom stall, it'll look like 2 feet & a shoppers bag when its really two men having fun!
Omg, girl! Guess what I got at Lord & Taylor today? Man in a bag, girl! And they were 'half off' too!
by Jo NYC May 24, 2018
Get the man in a bagmug. An insult to chance sutton
by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017
Get the Wet bagmug.