Urban Dictionary

The best dictionary to ever exist.

"Urban Dictionary has some of the funniest text I've ever seen!"

by Marithyst March 18, 2024

Urban Dictionary

The fucking site you're on.

Girl 1: Hazza! I hate spoons! Waz Happenin!?
Girl 2: You fucking carrot.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: Fucking look it up you fucking piece of shit.
Girl 1: Where?
Girl 2: Urban Dictionary
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: You fucking shit.
Girl 1: TELL ME!
Girl 2: It's where you can look up shit like dick, Donald-Trump Disease, and CARROT! And get the fucking definition!
Carrot Bitch: I'll just look it up in the dictionary I have at home.
Girl 2: YOU FUCKING CUNT!

by TheOnlyHater January 6, 2017

urban dick-tionary

An urban dick-tionary is when you go to the urban dictionary but then go onto a porn site for dictionary's.

I was horrified when I tried to go to the urban dictionary but went to the urban dick-tionary and saw two books flipping each others pages.

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A hellhole of 14 to 15 year olds making sex jokes.

Person 1: Hey, did you read that article on Urban Dictionary

Person 2: Fucking shit isn't it!

by thebugdug February 15, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Life.

Urban Dictionary: Used to explain what L I F E is.

by PheonixAndHisOfficialMeanings May 26, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Look on your computer screen in the top left corner.

Urban Dictionary: The Best place to find out what your friend means when he called you a guido.

by RicoSwavey July 4, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place where a bunch of idiots get to at words at will

Word: Your Penis
Def: is very small
Urban Dictionary in a Nutshell

by Nachwastaken July 17, 2022