monkey attack

Being attacked by a simian female that wants to mate. She accomplishes this through the use of a technique known as the monkey mount, where she straddles her intended victim. She then forcibly takes the banana.

I was sitting on my couch when the monkey attacked me.

by Larzee April 4, 2011

shanky monkey

a shanky monkey is a phenomenal specimen, usually caught residing in the depths of nigeria, with many big black men. his physical appearance is true to a long, thin, black, scrumptious stick. he has multiple associates who constantly bully the poor shanky monkey, and few friends who watch and laugh. his mother considers him a complete and utter embarrassment to the monkeys. he is not thick, strong, or as sexy as he should be. shanky is the very embodiment of "almost there" and his brethren make sure to let him know it.

you could have been a doctor, but you ended up a shanky monkey

by shankyisblackandproud April 28, 2022

Monkey

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My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa was a monkey.

by WhoReallyAsked April 21, 2023

Trash monkey

A low down grimy ass person who displays no regard for others , and behaves rather ruthlessly to get what he or she wants.

I'm so tired of dealing with these trash monkey ass people around here!!

by Oralation specialist May 19, 2023

Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

by McthicclesZachy March 8, 2021

Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.

Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?

by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023

Monkeys in the Jungle

When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.

"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"

by WPrivvy January 7, 2025