Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

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monkey hang

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.

"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"

by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014

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Monkeys and Parrots

Personal belongings, such as Luggage, Jacket, Hat, Phone, Keys, etc.

Originates from British Army deployment in the Far East. Soldiers heading home may actually have Monkeys and Parrots as souvenirs.

come on guys, grab your monkeys and parrots and get in the car.

Back in the far east, they actually meant grab your monkeys and parrots!

May be said as ‘Parrots and Monkeys’, both are acceptable.

by Copterboy December 24, 2024

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Monkey

Troy

"Monkey: Oo, Aa, Banana"

by Dahvede October 20, 2020

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Mentor Monkey

An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.

I wish I were a human so that I could have signed up at Mentor Monkey today!!

by Good Grader November 24, 2021

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