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-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends
by hahalonelyaf May 6, 2021
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my enemy's enemy is my friend

(a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy):

a phrase meaning: as long as I have a common enemy with a given person and I will take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? He convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways.

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I had a common enemy, whose name is Carl, and we became friends before the whole affair with Alison simply Robert hates Carl because Carl stole his car. And I hate Carl because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl? and you don't care about Robert betraying you? wtf?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I became friends because we did have a common enemy, Carl. and I don't care about Robert's betrayal, because I took that risk when I became friends with him.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2012
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Friends

The dream and wish my heart aches.....
by Bruh MEME GANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG January 26, 2022
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My best friend bobby

Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction
by Bobby’s bestie charles October 19, 2021
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Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.
Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!
by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025
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Friend Of The Subbies

Someone who would rather pay someone too much and than fall out with them. Generally tends to be a nice bloke, bit of a cunt.
Gonzo is a friend of the subbies (e.g. Good old Taggy, Eddie? Eddie? Not good old Eddie? blah blah blah)
by Steve Morriss March 5, 2004
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friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.
Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
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