Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012

Best Friend

Someone you can do stupid shit with

Guy 1- Wanna go Cliff diving
Guy 2- You're my best friend, of course

by IWannaRailStardewSeb April 1, 2021

Friend zoned

When a girl friend zoned a guys it actually means that she thinks he’s hot and she wants to f**k him so bad

Friend zoned

by TrueTrudy June 1, 2020

Fake friend

Someone that says they are your friend but then stabs you in the back with a cold knife and twists it

Elena and kyleigh are such fake friends

by Coffeefan_1 June 27, 2017

fake ass friend

RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

by ur momma.com August 9, 2022

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

taco friend

This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.

As Blake was eating his third Birra taco he looked over at Brett eating his fourth Seitan BBQ soft taco. They both locked eyes and realized they had not spoken on significant life events nor anything other than the yummy factor in the eats in two years. They simultaneously thought they each other was just a taco friend without realizing that THEY were the taco friend!!!!

by von groovy July 21, 2024