friend 

almost every and anyone surrounding you..flip faster than a coin in rotation...pussy hoes & slinky niggas sneak dissers tho never in your face with it....these "friends" done let you down have done some not friendly shit, but its always those "friends" that make any REAL FRIEND say fuck it. Those "friends" nobody needs em theres plenty more like em they conjugate hold meetings and run their fat mouths. if you know anything about these so call friends you know they were never a real friend to begin with

did you hear about that guy?
& that poor girl????
she thought her "friend" was reaching around for a hug...
when she noticed the knife it was too late..

friend by SkLLhP April 26, 2014

friend ex 

An ex who is now your friend again

"You two are talking again... Are you two during again?"
"No jane dumped me ages ago, we are just friends now."
" so you are friendex's?"
"Friend ex?"
"Yeah"
" ex boyfriend or girlfriend who is now your friend"
" I guess so then"

friend ex by Amsyleigh July 10, 2014

friendad

A friend that, usually without realizing it, acts like a dad, regardless of fatherhood status. He is easily identified by his baseball caps, Hawaiian shirts, and terrible puns.

"Wow dude Landon is such a friendad."
"I know, I wanted to kill myself after Landad made a terrible pun about his vacation."

friendad by TroubledSoul July 24, 2014

Friend-Nation

As a guy; when you get friendzoned by so many girls you create a nation.

Angel just got friendzoned by Mary, the fifth girl this week. He's creating a friend-nation.

Friend-Nation by aBosslyElephant October 26, 2014

friend zone 

A place where no guy wants to be but always happens to end up there. The girl could've let you down because simply she doesn't like you or she likes you too much. Maybe you are too special and she doesn't want to let you go, she doesn't want to lose a friendship because what if one day you break up? Don't stop trying bud.

Guy- She said she loved me though.
Dude- Then why is she dating that douche? He's such a jerk.
Guy-I don't know man
Dude-You're deep in the friend zone my friend.

friend zone by deinelancaine November 30, 2014

Friend Management

The act of coordinating who you invite to hang out with when you have multiple circles of friends with varying personalities that often clash, or individuals within the groups have beef with each other.

Ben wants to hang out tonight, but I'm going to Katelin's party and they don't get along. While I love both of them, I'll have to use my friend management skills to prevent drama from erupting.

Friend Management by aswimmer23 April 24, 2015

Friendcessory

A person who uses you to make them look good. They can be someone you barely know or someone you know very well. They only take pics with you, chill with you, turnup with you, and like to be seen with you so they can look good and gain benefit. They can either like you or not really care about you just using you.

These girls at my school arent even friends, they are all just a friendcessory to eachother. None of them will be talking to eachother when they all ratchet at the high school reunion. They are such hanger ons.

Friendcessory by biotchniotch October 10, 2015