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Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021
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Doing a Samrat

To be a soppy sensitive grownup and complain a lot 🥺
‘Oh Sammyrat, stop doing a Samrat…’
by Beaaaaa1 April 30, 2024
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Do it lady!

“Do it lady!” “Do what?” “All of it, at once…Yeah. All the time, uh huh, or whenever you want… yeah”

-Chit and Linda
by NanasPinkSock June 20, 2025
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Do Sik

Do Sik is a name for a person who is Dynamic, Open-minded, Self-less, Intelligent, and Keen. The words stand for the name of Do Sik, and totally summarizes that person’s character.

Do Sik is the type of person who will hold your hands to warm them up in cold winter day. He will always leave good night messages even after hours of talking on the phone. He will call you beautiful so often you’d think it’s your name. He’s attentive to all your pointless, silly, and goofy talks. Do Sik is always present with you. He surprises you with sweets when you’re having a menstrual cramps. He answers “yes” to everything I say without excuses. He appreciates small gestures. He has a high self-esteem and humble. Do Sik is very competitive; he aims for the greater and pushes himself to the limit.

He turns your fantasy into reality in the best way he could. You can live without knowing him, but you cannot take him apart from your life once you get to know him. If you tell him that tonight’s moon is pretty, then he will send you the photo of the moon right away, just to tell you that he cares about what you say. He patiently waits when you’re busy with your work. He’s very understanding and tolerant. With a generous heart, he makes other people feel comfortable and at ease. He makes you looking forward to your future to believe in a saying “love is sweet, but it’s sweeter when it’s true.” He says these sweet compliments that remind you of what butterflies feel like.
“So, tell me Sophie! How’s your boyfriend Do Sik is like?”
- Well, he’s someone I cannot ask for more, really.
by Rainbow Flamingo November 21, 2021
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Doing a Leia

Doing a Leia is when you promise yourself a dry week/month/year and you manage to slip directly on to a cider or bottle of vodka.
Person 1: Yoo you coming out Cami and Vinyl tonight?
Person 2: Yeaa might as well, was meant to be having a cleanse but I'm doing a Leia ain't I.
by Gwarn Miff June 24, 2016
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doing the oj

running through the airport
yo man, look at that man doing the oj”
by littytittylikeakitty June 17, 2018
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Do you have it in pink?

A saying, typically said by Twitch Chat towards a streamer, meaning "Do you do Onlyfans/other kinds of pornography?"
At the party I heard my horny brother ask my friend (girl) "Do you have it in pink?"
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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