one-text bitch

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

by mbs805 October 26, 2010

hole in one

having sex on a public golf course

Tiger Woods had a hole in one with those models

by garrett92 November 3, 2010

code one

saying that you're horny in code

pssst mj that guy made me code one

by @ngieee May 4, 2010

give one the abdabs

Make one irritable or annoyed.

Give one the abdabs:
He kept giving me the abdabs so I slapped him.

by wizzbrit April 18, 2009

One-Solution Commentator

An irrationally biased and narrow-viewed blog writer, typically unable to articulate the fundamental premises of multi-faceted arguments or opposing views. Prone to repeating a single point of (often mistaken) drivel by way of meaningless mantra repetitions.
One who offers no significant input into a public debate, though emitting a distracting noise; the subject of public scorn and social rejection.

idiot moron racist anti-noonie mouse One-Solution One-Solution Commentator

by Expat Georgia April 21, 2009

bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.

Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!

by FalconFlight April 22, 2009

One Cent Peice

Someone of any sex who has below average physical appearance.

That sophmore who looks like a cat fish is a One Cent Peice.

by Katie_ October 18, 2005