1. something you don’t and will never have
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
2. a awesome sitcom on 6 friends blah blah based on manhattan blah blah what do you mean you haven’t watched it go watch it
1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
by mean fish November 21, 2021
Get the friendsmug. by Norman Angile January 10, 2023
Get the Fuck your friend Daymug. 'A Friend Of Mine' is a secret code phrase for 'Me.' Often used to refer to something embarrassing that they did or happened to them.
Person 0: Tells story
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
Person 1: How do you know that?
Person 0: It happened to a friend of mine. Who is totally not me! *Leaves*
by Some rando out there March 25, 2023
Get the A Friend Of Minemug. John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean
by ff69 April 27, 2024
Get the Bro-friendmug. on august 11th it’s national fake friends day. the day where you get to post about all of your supposed “friends” or you could confront them or judge decide to block all of them.
by gæking<3 August 9, 2021
Get the fake friends daymug. by Cet Meria May 13, 2018
Get the Friendsmug. When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.
He was really just a Local Friend.
by SurfingChef March 12, 2010
Get the Local Friendmug.