hunter's dick

A giant big ass cock that is usually white. Veiny, but soft. It's very pleasing.

Ohhh I wish my boyfriend had a Hunter's dick

by Kayleighsexymama May 17, 2016

kennys dick

Somthing that is too small to see. And needs viagra to keep it up

Man1 Damb i thought kennys dick was just skin

by THEFUCKTRUCK January 18, 2018

Dick Sniffles

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.

She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.

by Riley Jane January 28, 2018

piss on a dick

I've done it before

Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt

Bystander: I've piss on a dick

by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017

Everetts Dick

A dick the size of Mount Everett: approximately 2600 feet

You know Jason? He's got an Everetts Dick.

by abouttogetbannedforaninsidejok February 7, 2017

Mihin’s dick

Dick size = 1/0

Mihin’s dick is so hard!
To find

by U383;$ December 5, 2019

dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.

"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"

by HDS714braves May 21, 2020