When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.
Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.
by Adrian666 September 16, 2022
A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.
Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.
by Dr. Blabby July 03, 2022
”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 08, 2025
When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."
by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022
its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle
by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 14, 2010
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it’s september 7th. go tell ur friends ur least favorite things about them. be as bitchy as possible.
by hiyokocorez September 06, 2020