Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
by AmHolding October 31, 2021
Get the Red Velvet Smoochmug. A scarcely unknown masturbation technique where you cut the palm of your hand and use the blood as lubrication to masturbate with, the pleasure cancels out the pain.
by Soggy sack May 14, 2018
Get the Red Drizzlemug. Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".
by zodiac711 October 24, 2010
Get the Running Redmug. When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.
It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.
by Pat Makrotch April 21, 2022
Get the Red Ballsmug. two of the same word combined, a rare term used for red headed individuals in a small community, or an absolute moron, maybe even both depending on the context
by mmmmm momke March 29, 2021
Get the Red Redmug. by kneegrew July 28, 2022
Get the red daysmug. 