red galaxy

When one has become so sick as to produce blood out of multiple orifices at the same time, including but not limited to: oral, nasal, urethral, anal, or vaginal.

Chuck drank 8 beers, ate 2 valium, and about a gram of DXM. Don't go in the bathroom, there's a red galaxy everywhere.

by Galaxxy February 22, 2017

Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

the red nation

Another way of saying a woman’s (or man’s) period/menstral cycle.

“Oh great the red nation has attacked-!”

by Marky Mark and the Funk Bunchy April 23, 2018

red days

League of Legends lose streak that could go on for days

Person 1: How's your ranked grind?
Person 2: Been having red days bro. Not good at all...

by kneegrew July 28, 2022

girl in red

listening to girl in red = being a lesbian

H: Hey do you listen to girl in red?
T: Yea I do
H: oh so are You a lesbian then?
T: yea

by existing_sucks September 12, 2022

red kelpie

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again

I had some red kelpie last night and woke up naked and not knowing what I did last night

by red kelpie October 2, 2014

red stranger

Soaking your hand in period blood and jerking off

Jakes wife made him do the red stranger

by Streensley December 17, 2020