German Butt Handkerchief

A cloth used primarily for butt sneezes. Invented by Germans.

Oh god! I ate diarrhea last night and have been shitting straight fire all day long. Do you have a German Butt Handkerchief?

by TAINT BOT May 01, 2010

Bongolian Butt-noid

A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.

My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.

by Scooter Scotch February 02, 2010

coconut up da butt

hilarious youtube video where a monkey shoves a coconut up his ass

ahhh man might as well have a coconut up da butt

by yeabroididurmom look now that November 17, 2010

Booty Butt Nigga Raped

When you have an embarrassing death in a video game

Damn, That guy totally Booty Butt Nigga Raped me when he did that 360 No Scope

by Butter Knife Bob November 20, 2022

Corn Eyed Butt Snake

A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.

Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.

by Julio Mundo March 26, 2008

Big ol' Boner Butt

A phrase used to exclaim extreme joy or pleasure in a variety of situations

Alex: Hey did you see that chick run across the street with the huge tits???

Colt: Big ol' Boner Butt yea!

by Dillyboy November 23, 2011

Punch Me Up The Butt

phrase used negatively when saying "fuck me up the ass" is not appropriate.
this is not meant to be explicit. PUNCH ME- aggressive while UP THE BUTT- just all around bad.

"DUDE i have to go to a debate tournament instead of a rave. Punch Me Up The Butt"

"lolz h3 pwn'd m3. PMUTB"

by Lil Ton February 20, 2008