Mark's fish fingers

When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.

Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.

"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"

by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024

wasabi fingers

The inflammation of your fingers(sausage like) after having a nice hot and spicy piece of sushi only after dunking the sushi knuckles deep into a luscious mixture of soy sauce and potent wasabi.

You won't be able to text correctly with those wasabi fingers

by Ole faithful July 27, 2015

Baby Fingers

A super hot girl. She has really little fingers that everyone wants to hold. She bags mad dick. Her fingers = the shit. She's got the cake too...

Dayumm did you see Baby Fingers last night? She looked right!

by BABYFINGERS February 21, 2011

fingers on your buzzers

A game show term, but also a euphemism for female self pressure.

Game show host to contests "fingers on your buzzers for your first question"

by Reefknot December 21, 2022

Finger Boning

Fingerblasting whilst in motion.

Were you guys finger boning in the back of that cab last night?

by Tit Tickler October 06, 2018

Holding up 2 Fingers

If someone holds up 2 fingers they think King Daniel is the hottest mf in the world

Did you see he/or she holding up 2 fingers? They must think King Daniel is hot.

by poopyhead420blazin May 24, 2022

Finger your ex day

On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’

Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’

by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021