Twin Valley High School

A school in bumblefuck Pennsylvania, where if you're not a redneck, then you're probably a wangster. The students spend their time ballin it up at the Mo-town courts or chillin at the Walmart down the street.

Why does that kid think he can rap?

Because he's from Twin Valley High School.

by sallygoose'11 June 5, 2011

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lockport township high school

A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.

Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!

by ihatemyschool666 January 5, 2014

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Francis Howell High School

A public high school in Weldon Spring, Missouri that is touted as one of the oldest schools west of the Mississippi River. Apparently, the people touting this fact don't realize that age compliments the school. Asbestos rains from the ceilings like December snow and there are surely bodies hidden within the walls. Gorgeous brick architecture, accented by bird droppings, gives the students something to look forward to every morning. The buildings themselves are ancient wonders; an old hangar was converted into a gym (which is also old, see how that works?), and the rest of the campus was probably constructed in a Rome-esque fashion.

The scenery surrounding the school certainly can't be complained about. An absolutely fantastic, man made lake is housed a convenient 50 feet from the campus, brimming with sorry, dilapidated, fish and equally as many beer cans. A monumental nuclear waste pile nicely accents the color of the white foam formed around students' mouths as they sit through seven hours of world class education and the water fountains are an experience unto themselves.

Francis Howell High School Brochure: Here you can find 19th century architecture, man made lakes, fields, forests, and a massive testament to human engineering.

Reality: Not so much.

by Stuffystuff July 17, 2010

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mile high road head

when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.

I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.

by topgunmav October 20, 2010

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Del Valle High School

A very big school in the extreme city limits of east Austin, TX. Home to the Cardinals, hoodrats and potheads. This school is about 75% hispanic, 15% black, 9% white and 1% other, so good luck trying to make a diverse set of friends here. Their basketball and soccer teams are actually really good but they lack funding thanks to the district pouring most of the athletic funding towards the average football team. fights and drama occur about once a week in this school, sometimes over really stupid shit. just about everyone here smokes weed, causing the school to smell of pot every day. This school used to suck ass but thanks to the rapid development of nearby suburbs, an influx of students and parents who care about their education are making this school a somewhat sought-after district, causing this school to go from a C rating from the TEA to a B rating. While it still has a long way to go to becoming Westlake high, it has the potential to do so if the district controls the hood rat activities plaguing this school.

Emma: Yo, Lauren, did you see that teen over there? He’s from Del Valle High School.

Lauren: I heard that school has became a somewhat good school.

by Faze Nasch June 2, 2020

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