National Calvin Day

Every April 18 is national Calvin day where you wear a suit just because you can

Bro, it's nation Calvin how did you forget your suit National Calvin Day is where you wear suits for no reason

by Jay-hop2 April 18, 2022

National Biggy Day

The day Biggy’s real name was finally discovered. Celebrated by a large party each year.

Wow, did you forget it was National Biggy Day today?

by BiggyFan101 May 21, 2020

No Slander Bestie Day

April 6th. The day you must not slander your bestie.

Oh no, it’s No Slander Bestie Day, I have to be nice to you! :(

by riceliker April 6, 2022

international grape day

September 17, international grape day. eat as many grapes as you can👍

Dude, let’s go buy some grapes. It’s international Grape day!

by wenimetchainthesumma September 11, 2022

Belated Valentine’s Day

(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day

(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much

Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”

by Sir guuuunels February 15, 2022

Best friend day

Best friend day is every day. So say “i love You bestie“ to your best friend

Morgan: whens best friend day?

Sophie: best friend day is Jun the 8th but its really everyday

Morgan: i love you bestiee
Sophie: i love you to bestieeee

by Best friend day October 16, 2020

National Hangover Day

The day after all the New Year's parties and celebrations. People are usual too hungover to begin turning around there lives like they promised themselves just a couple of days ago.

Mark: Jake wake up! You have rent due, and your gym membership starts today!

Jake: ugh, but its national hangover day.. *vomits*

Mark: Goddamn it Jake.

by sladyconesmom December 31, 2014