Penis

a long thing boys or men stick in girls men and woman and boys

Dude 1: My penis is bigger!

Dude 2: so what I can stick my penis deep though

Dude one runs to police

by Le girl Alex December 7, 2019

Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall

Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa

by lennondonnie September 25, 2019

penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 19, 2023

PENIS FLY TRAP

The act when a woman wraps her legs around the man so he can't escape while doing missionary.

Damn our sex was so god that she hit me with the "penis fly trap".

by buce20 September 21, 2023

Penis

A penis is a weird looking part of a womans body that retracts after every sex session.
The typical male doesnt know that woman infact do have one, they just cannot see it.

Fuck me with your penis you old crusty woman.

by Mamaikkan May 12, 2021

Penis

The thingy between your legs which is small enough to be considered a pussy

You have a small penis

by AlxR25 November 20, 2021

Penis Guy

you

you are penis guy

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022