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jack barkhamer

i got lost in his stupid blue eyes. the way he giggled. his adorable dog. his humor. his music taste. the photos on his parents facebook that he hated so much. the way he made me so happy without even trying. how we talked like we’d known each other for years. he hated his nose but i love it. how pale you were compared to how tan i was. when he cut his hair & told me he had a bowl cut so i cried. how much shorter you thought you were then me when in reality you weren’t. the reason i’m doing cross country and track. the reason i believe in right person wrong time. our right time will come soon and until then i will damn well be waiting.
what is she crying over this time? probably jack barkhamer
by cassieanne21 November 4, 2021
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Jack Lotion

lady man named JL Whitten who love to Jack on the fly or couch fucking .
I saw JL fucking my couch left jack lotion on the arm...
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Jacking

Boy: Girl I’m not jacking you yous not mines

Girl: Boy bye Yk you be jacking me out here
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Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"
by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021
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Jack

loves to torture people with his big penis (12 inch), fucked your mum last night, boys are jealous because hes one of the only boys that have female interaction, needs floppa cube or mum gets fucked until pass out (50 rounds minimum)
manmeet: WHO TF FUCKED MY MUM????????????????????
jack: ME 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
by LilyPan November 8, 2021
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Jack

A person with a beautiful mind, he'll make you all in love with him more with each day and you'll never get tired of him to the point where you're addicted to him. He's the most caring and supportive individual and will always put your needs above yours, he's a guy with many talents and will never cease to surprise you. He's humble and sweet and so insightful and smart. He'll make you smile at the thought of the memories you have with him and he'll make you wanna spend every moment with him. He's sexy, handsome and classy all in one and he is so inspiring no matter what he's going through he'll always be here to listen and never judge you and he doesn't know how amazing he truly is. He is so easy to love.
Wow I wish I was with Jack right now
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Jack Smith

Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
I have a friend named Jack Smith. Oops. I meant I have 10000 friends named Jack Smith.
by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021
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