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Day one is a term stolen by basic women (and men) for their "insta" captions. It references a person that is close friend. The term is really referring to someone that has been there since your day one and therefore should only be used by twins who have a literal day one.
Thats my twin he is my actual day one.
Day One by MTVCribs November 30, 2018

Lovely One Jones 

Internet Troll
WHAT IS A TROLL?
1. An Internet "Troll" is a person who delights in sowing discord on the Internet. He (and it is usually he) tries to start arguments and upset people.
2. Trolls see Internet communications services as convenient venues for their bizarre game. For some reason, they don't "get" that they are hurting real people. To them, other Internet users are not quite human but are a kind of digital abstraction. As a result, they feel no sorrow whatsoever for the pain they inflict. Indeed, the greater the suffering they cause, the greater their 'achievement' (as they see it). At the moment, the relative anonymity of the net allows trolls to flourish.
3. Trolls are utterly impervious to criticism (constructive or otherwise). You cannot negotiate with them; you cannot cause them to feel shame or compassion; you cannot reason with them. They cannot be made to feel remorse. For some reason, trolls do not feel they are bound by the rules of courtesy or social responsibility.
4. Perhaps this sounds inconceivable. You may think, "Surely there is something I can write that will change them." But a true troll can not be changed by mere words.
One of the most important lessons to learn online is “Do not feed Lovely One Jones aka TROLL

you are the one 

you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call.
shouted at passerbys in a car:you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call. also a new spinoff is referred to a girl on her period. used as follows: you are the one that has a bloody tampon. you truly do need to change your tampon.

Red-Con One 

A loaded weapon with a round in its chamber, but with the safety on.
First squad! Let's go, we are red-con one! No firing unless ordered!
Red-Con One by Kriegsmarine January 21, 2009

Joe Biden useful for only one thing 

Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)
Joe Biden useful for only one thing
While driving up to Montreal, Chris blew a hot one in the car.
hot one by Chris Delguidice November 17, 2006