National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"

Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020

National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it

Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!

by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020

National simp day

Every day of the year for boys called beginning w H,F,L,A and M

Watch out it’s national simp day again!!

by the dub21 October 17, 2020

National James Day

National James Day marks the that James Apel was born.

National James day

by Shen remains October 17, 2020

National Shut Up Carchi Day

October 21st is National Shut Up Carchi Day.

“Hey guys what’s up”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s National Shut Up Carchi Day”

by Johan Training October 18, 2020

National

Its National throw short people day😏
On October 26th you can throw anyone under 5,4 / 162cm 😉😉

National

by hahahuha October 19, 2020