somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saf November 9, 2009
Get the patio monkeymug. The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?
by Lilxanhasmyheart June 24, 2024
Get the Mud Monkeymug. A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.
A Gangsta Rapper.
Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
A Gangsta Rapper.
Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.
by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024
Get the Skunk Monkeymug. A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
Get the African Tunnel Monkeymug. Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018
Get the Monkey Mustardmug. 
