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Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.
I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.
by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012
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Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025
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pero like

The ultimate Spanglish saying.
Actually means “but like.”
Person 1: I thought the party would be super cool, pero like, it was really boring.
Person 2: Are you speaking Spanglish?
by that one guy April 25, 2024
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Like Peer's

When someone is fat like Peers
Damn he's Like Peer's, he needs to lose weight
by Albert is very smart and hadso November 15, 2024
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Smells like a vacation

After a week in Amsterdam, i'm headin' back to work smells like a vacation.
by ufgatorweed January 30, 2012
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(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb
Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now
by KG&GB May 18, 2021
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