go make yourself a double decker

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. Where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, by chemical formula H2SO4, is one of the main components of acid rain?

by Sexydimma October 2, 2012

going to wichita

iPhone's auto correct for rubbing one off. Even though Wichita is said to be a boring place, according to my iPhone, it isn't.

Before I head into work today, I am going to wichita.

by d.i.e. October 10, 2012

Going Chad

Going Naked, Being Naked...using any excuse to lose your clothes and run free

Also known as Going Pablo.

The kids jumped out of the tub and I told them to get dressed and come down because dinner is ready. "Screw that mom, We're going Chad."

We hiked to the summit of Mount Bros and some dude was on top drinking High Life and going Chad.

I can't wait for this day to end...My boss won't stop nagging. All I want to do is get home, go Chad, and fire up the xbox.

I keep feeding this chick Tequila and I'm worried she's gonna get blasted way before I can get her home and go Chad.

by l0udpipes November 13, 2012

Man up and Go Vols

To imbibe alcohol through your anus.

"Hey, Ted, wanna Man up and Go Vols tonight and get sloppy?"

"Nah, sorry, Matt, I saw that pathetic press conference - I'd prefer to keep my dignity."

by JEERTR January 7, 2013

Go all Wolfman up in This

To throw away one's razor. To swear off shaving any part of the body.

Bruce decided to go all wolfman up in this, and now has a big bushy beard

by 7werewolf7 October 2, 2012