Going to help a friend

Codename for: doing the nasty

Kid: Mom, where are you going?
Mom: I’m going to help a friend.

by SirPeePee6969 August 27, 2020

non-flakey friend

Someone who doesn't flake on you when you make plans with them. These people aren't pussys

I wish Kenny and Seth were non-flakey friends. They never follow through with fun stuff.

by Flakescantbetamed February 22, 2017

Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Bad friend

1. A bad friend is when him/her ditches you for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Even if they dated for 3 years, you always stick with your bestfriend. 2. Someone who dates your ex or likes someone you like. 3. If they don’t not stick up for you drop em they’re not worth your time.

Me- “People are being rude to me are you going to stick up for me?” Bestfriend- “No I don’t want to he is my boyfriend”. Me- you’re sick a bad friend .

by _EllieGrandes_X February 4, 2019

Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

fruity friends

acting gay among friends, but not gay enough to be truly gay

i saw lily holding hands with her bestie today, they must be fruity friends

by sheeeeeesh_itsme October 25, 2022

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021