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1- Child of uncle (father's brother) and of half-aunt (mother's half-sister) at the same time.
2- Child of uncle (mother's brother) and of half-aunt (father's half-sister) at the same time.
3- Child of aunt (father's sister) and of half-uncle (mother's half-brother) at the same time.
4- Child of aunt (mother's sister) and of half-uncle (father's half-brother) at the same time.
5- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
Irregular-double-first-cousin.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.
Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.
by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025
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The double shunt

The one and the only best double pump cracked player of all time. One who demolishes gays.
Mason has been known as the double shunt since grade school.
by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025
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Denver Double Down

The sexual act of having sex with a pregnant woman, in which the baby simultaneously gives you head.
Man, I gave this girl the Denver Double Down last weekend, and I might be looking at 6 years in prison
by MikeOxlong67 January 20, 2026
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Boston Doubler

We had two snow days in a row, it was a true Boston Doubler !

We already had one snow day, I hope we get a second for a Boston Doubler
by Kidswirl January 27, 2026
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Evidence Double Standards

The hypocritical application of radically different levels of scrutiny and standards for accepting evidence based on whether the evidence supports or challenges one's preferred conclusion. Evidence for the favored view is accepted with minimal question, while evidence against it is subjected to impossible, moving-target demands for perfection.
Example: An activist accepts a single, methodologically shaky study showing benefits of their preferred policy as "proof," but demands five gold-standard, multi-decade, replicative studies before accepting any evidence of potential harms—a classic Evidence Double Standards maneuver.
by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026
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Logical Double Standards

The meta-fallacy of applying different logical standards to different participants in a discussion, typically demanding impeccable reasoning from your opponent while allowing yourself hand-waving, gut feelings, and outright contradictions. Logical double standards are the rhetorical equivalent of a tennis match where one player's shots must land inside the lines and the other's can land anywhere in the county. This fallacy is how someone can demand "proof" for climate change while accepting election fraud claims based on a single Facebook post, or require their opponent to cite peer-reviewed studies while offering their own opinions as self-evident truth. The double standard is invisible to the person wielding it, which is what makes it so effective and so infuriating.
Example: "The logical double standards were staggering. She had to provide sources for every claim; he could say 'everyone knows' and it was accepted. She had to address every point; he could ignore hers and repeat his. When she pointed out the double standard, he said that was just her opinion. The standards weren't double; they were whatever allowed him to feel right."
by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026
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