Doing me Tom Brady

When someone accuses you of something, they lack any substantial proof, but they insist you are guilty anyway.

“In the NFL, investigators drop a case on you, man. They try to Tom Brady you. That’s what we call it now when they try to double back — the double jeopardy. There’s no such things double jeopardy; they call that the Tom Brady now.” said De-angelo.

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

Wow! Glad I read that. The fucking Metermaid just gave me a bogus parking ticket. You know it ain't no tow zone. Think she's doing me Tom Brady...

by Sticky AKA September 1, 2016

I am all of me

The theme song of Shadow the Hedgehog and the best Crush 40 song tied with Open Your Heart.

FBI_Weegee: I am all of me, best Crush 40 song hands down.

Synergetic: No. Open Your Heart is.

FBI_Weegee: Call it even?

Synergetic: K.

by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 9, 2020

cream inside me daddy

this is said when a girl needs to be fucked by her bf/man/sneaky link cuz she horny af.

‘Mhmm cream inside me daddy!’

by freakyhoe June 23, 2022

National marry me day

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one

National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one

by T&A :)) May 18, 2022

Ho, you’re approaching me?

A Jojo reference from the final battle in part 3 Stardust Crusaders.

“Ho, you’re approaching me? Instead of fleeing you’re coming straight to me?” “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting any closer” “Ho ho, then come as close as you’d like.”

by WiseSails December 8, 2020

are you flipping kidding me

another way of saying are you fucking kidding me

Ems: your mom parked the car.
Torie: are you flipping kidding me?

by queenkayswife January 30, 2017