Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Hard Timemug. Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.
by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020
Get the Full-Time Motherfuckermug. The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.
In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.
by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
Get the screen time conventionsmug. by DeathGrim March 16, 2022
Get the Poker Timemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Traveled Through TIme BEcause,I , ANgel Josee RObles' Genitals Are Long<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Scooter3412 March 21, 2022
Get the Bump timemug. 1) refers to when ether you wipe out an entire squad, team or comp in any games
2) When a woman/man has entered the art of sex with a partner.
2) When a woman/man has entered the art of sex with a partner.
by Adolf Stalin did nothing wrong March 4, 2019
Get the sexy time has begunmug.