Derived from crabrevenge.com. A situation where untold amounts of revenge might need to be wrought on an offending party.
by poeticfly08 November 22, 2010
Get the red packagemug. A smol red panda who loves his friends and is just real with you. Is Mega GAY UwU and will stand up for friends. A rave enjoyer.
Stranger: Omg who is that?
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!
by Big sussy wolf June 16, 2025
Get the Riot (Red panda)mug. Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates September 12, 2016
Get the red gift boxmug. The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.
Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.
She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.
She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!
Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*
*both of them got hit by a train.*
Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*
*both of them got hit by a train.*
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025
Get the Sexyy Redmug. If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.
by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021
Get the National Have Sex With A Tyler Wearing Red Daymug. Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.
Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
Mai: a brick.
Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*
by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023
Get the What's red, and bad for your teeth?mug. A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.
Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.
by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015
Get the Red Sparmug.