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Peanut Penis 

A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.

This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.

Airplane penis

a dildo strapped onto an airplane, under the fuselage around the landing gear area
G: What is that sticking below that A320?
V: that’s an airplane penis

Romans penis 

pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small
Romans penis by helloO!!! June 5, 2024

Poopy Penis Month

Every June we celebrate Poopy Penis Month. It's a month to celebrate all the Poopy Penis' (and lesbians). Not to be confused with Pride Month, which is totally different... This is about men who stick their Randy Savage in another man's Chris Benoit. It IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE TERM. IF YOU WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY POOPY PENIS MONTH, AND THEY GET ANGRY, THEY ARE HOMOPHOBIC.
Hey Alex Bowman, Happy Poopy Penis month. Good luck in your race.
Poopy Penis Month by SliceEmUp June 14, 2024

Jalpeno Penis Popper 

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
Jalpeno Penis Popper by Smit17 July 16, 2024

ejected penis 

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
ejected penis by hacker694200 July 18, 2024