flogging your dong

Beating your meat/wanking off
George Carlin

Ernie: What time is Fred?
Fred: Time for me to sleep and you to flog your dong!

by cuche February 13, 2005

meat on your bones

Chunky or fat

You have a lot of meat on your bones

by Red platapuss June 9, 2017

losing your womanhood

1. losing your personality as a woman.

2. losing your virginity (for females).

Kyle: Marisol. You're losing your womanhood to Trevor?

Marisol: No, where did you hear that?

by PJATOSROCKS09 May 23, 2011

Out Of Your Mouth

Gay new band that no one likes.

If their first song is a MADONNA SONG then you know their gay.

by TheWiggidy May 14, 2004

bite your ears

An iddiom, usually used to describe someone who acts stupid or retarded. Also used to describe something stupid or retarded.

Only an idiot who wheres a helmet and tries to bite his ears off plays that sort of game.

by Hiro August 29, 2003

heart on your sleeve

What happens when you pet a tiger.

While camping in the jungle, Betty Sue found Billy Bob with his heart on his sleeve.

by Katie Svensen October 6, 2003

get your mack on

1. Mack is a short from of MacIntosh, a waterproof overcoat, named after its inventor.
To “get your mac on” means to stay dry.
2. Mack is a euphemism for a condom, another form of waterproof overcoat.
To “get your mac on” at the severe end of petting is an invitation by a woman to the guy to have sex with a condom on.

1. Mum- It’s raining so, get your mac on.
2. Your honour, she broke away from my passionate kiss while I was trying to penetrate her, and she said “get your mack on”. I stopped and fiddled around till I had the condom on. So how can she now complain that sex was not consensual?
But son, how do you account for her hands and feet tied to the bed!

by aaroon January 5, 2009