Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
by Mick E P August 11, 2021
Get the Cunt Timesmug. The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022
Get the First time prisoner defensemug. 9 oclock basketball starts at 9:30.
Me: What time we playing basketball tomorrow?
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.
by Shit Life Jimmy September 1, 2024
Get the Persian Timemug. You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the If you spend enough time around Christianitymug. Most of the time up through 9-years-old, I wear my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear, due to I can only take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear, only in days that I can concentrate to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.
by FrroRdn June 7, 2024
Get the Most of the timemug. by Ezra 33 February 12, 2023
Get the TIME MACHINEmug. 