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jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book
by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022
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Jack-off artist

On the "hoe-stroll" or "track" where prostitutes can be found
There are "tricks" men who actually partake in good business and spend money
Then there are "jack-off artists "
Men that circle the block again and again never rolling down there windows sometimes parking halfway up or down the block but usually staying mobile. They have no intent to spend money they just drive around masterbating to the hoes on display
Hoe1"Damn that fools back again with his broke ass what is he doing"
Hoe2 "who? Oh the red Nissan? Yea you know he's a jack-off artist"
Hoe1" what you mean?"
Hoe2 " he ain't a real trik he gets off beating his meat behind the safety his tinted windows"
by Capaquarius92 May 16, 2023
mugGet the Jack-off artistmug.

Jack Whitmee

why is jack whitmee in a white van with trip to hogwarts on the side?
by mrjackballs June 4, 2023
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Jack Lamb

Someone who spends all their money in a short period of time.
Wow I can't believe jo just pulled a jack lamb
by Bald Biggum August 11, 2017
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Hungry Jack

A sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in a man's mouth and forces him to masturbate.
"Yo dawg, that girl was dirty- she hooked me up with a Hungry Jack!"

"Naw, I don't want to bone, just give me a Hungry Jack and I'll get out of here."
by Rusty Tyrone March 16, 2017
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Jack

Absolute legend of a bloke and all around top G. Will always help a friend in need. Also has a fat sack (bread and balls).
He's such a jack
by JigglyBottom January 7, 2023
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jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).
Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018
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