Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Cheese burger

It's a food dumbass!

Person1:Hey have you tried a cheese burger before?
Person2:Fuck you, you rat infested junkie.

by BobtheNotBuilder69 November 3, 2020

Cheese Puffed

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

cheese

the worst thing ever invented

Cheese is so bad it tastes like mayonnaise that has been sitting in a car for five hours.

by FaZeMOM December 17, 2018

ride and cheese

When a women is riding a male and he screams I’m gonna cut the cheese as he busts inside of her

Girl 1: Omg guys last night me and Gary tried to ride and cheese and it was so hot.
Girl 2: Me and Nathan have to try this

by Alexis Burns August 31, 2021

cheese tofu

Feta cheese

That Cheese tofu looks good on that salad.

by Ran Dumb ant January 14, 2021

Biggie cheese

The most chad person ever , Is a pure christian and has never had sex before marriage , Is a famous rapper , likes grilled cheese and pizza

Biggie cheese is my favorite rapper

by JohnEatsDogs January 9, 2021