get off my Kool Aid

A saying used when you want to tell someone who's interested in your girlfriend/boyfriend to back off. Using this saying means not only 'back off' but that the target is your property.

Yo, I see you flirting with my man over there. You need to get off my Kool Aid. He's mine so find your own.

by COURTNEYMARET May 20, 2010

Off The Beaten Path Head

Someone with a deformed skull which looks like a bumpy off road path. Also an idiot beatneck loser who tries to act big. A tramp.

That one redneck on SA:MP who you can pick as your character has an Off The Beaten Path Head.

Look at that guy over there. . . yeah he is a scuzzball beatneck Off The Beaten Path Head.

by Meankookoo31337 July 15, 2009

get my Rambo off

have a wank/maturbate/self love

"I want to get my Rambo off."

"Where's he gone? To get his Rambo off"

by stumpykl November 8, 2009

scav off james' internet

an activity in which many children from the town kirkby participate. scavving off james' internet is the art of standing outside james' house with your ipod touch/iphone and connecting to his wifi. people often do this when out and about in the town. this can also be done outside other people's houses if you know their wifi password.

lewis: how are you on facebook if you've gone out?

charlie: im scavving off james' internet.

lewis: oh, i love to scav off james' internet

by peter file 1997 May 19, 2011

i'm off 12 xans

something you might say when you're about to lose your shit.

steve: i didn't do anything wrong whats your problem?
jessica: Bitch i'm off 12 xans! didn't do anything wrong??

by dont.trust.birds March 23, 2019

Go Commit Safety Off

For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.

Literally No One:

Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off

by Darkeagle2602 April 11, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019